Memorable quotes for Juno

This is absolutely a hilarous and touching movie – one of the best movies that I’ve seen in recently years. Juno is such a cool, funny, brave, and sweet girl. Love her. And the songs in the movie are beautiful.

Paulie Bleeker: Come on, let me carry your bag.
Juno MacGuff: Oh, what’s another ten pounds?

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Vanessa Loring: Your parents are probably wondering where you are.
Juno MacGuff: Nah… I mean, I’m already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

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Mac MacGuff: Who is the kid?
Juno MacGuff: The-the baby? I don’t really know much about it other than, I mean, it has fingernails, allegedly.
Bren: Nails, really?
Juno MacGuff: Yeah!
Mac MacGuff: No, I know I mean who’s the father, Juno?
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Juno MacGuff: You should’ve gone to China, you know, ’cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

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Juno MacGuff: As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni.

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Paulie Bleeker: I still have your underwear.
Juno MacGuff: I still have your virginity.
Paulie Bleeker: Shut up.

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Gerta Rauss: So how far along are you?
Juno MacGuff: I’m a junior.

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Mac MacGuff: That’s kind of skanky. Isn’t that what the girls call it these days? Skanky? You know, tore up from the floor up?

 

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